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The Pirates (B)log Book

Diagrams and other important news from the gliffy team

Category Archives: Humor

by Zack Kushner

Gliffy Original: How to Buy a Television

So you need a new television? No problem! Just go down to the local electronics shop, choose one impulsively and then spend the rest of the year with buyer’s remorse. Or maybe that doesn’t sound like a good plan to … Continue reading

by Zack Kushner

Movie Madness

Yeah, Randall Munroe at xkcd has done it again. This time his webcomic features a quintet of flowcharts tracking the character paths in popular films: Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, 12 Angry Men, and Primer. You really … Continue reading

by Zack Kushner

An Easier Way to Make Floor Plans

Look, friend. I don’t want to tell you how to go about your business. There are all kinds of different ways to live and who’s to say which is right and which is wrong? That said, you probably wanted to … Continue reading

by Zack Kushner

The Classics

In order to properly appreciate modern works, you need to have a solid basis in the classics. After all, can you truly appreciate Strange Brew if you haven’t read Hamlet? Can you enjoy the Garfield: the Movie if you haven’t … Continue reading

by Zack Kushner

You Make Me Laugh

Go on, you know you want to try it. I know that you — a flowchart and diagram aficionado — have been reading this blog and thinking, “I could make something as good as what they’re featuring here.” Well, of … Continue reading

by Zack Kushner

Gliffy Original: One for the Money, Two for the Show…

That’s how the song goes; One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now go cat, go! It isn’t quite as easy as one-two-three, though, if you’re talking about seeing your pretty face on TV. Sure, … Continue reading

by Zack Kushner

Unfunny Comic

Trying to choose a font? This flowchart may help. Found on The Next Web. Chased links back for a while, but I’m still not sure who created this chart. If you know, pass it along, please so we can properly … Continue reading

by Zack Kushner

Humor: Khaaaaaan You Make a Flowchart?

Look: what can you really say about humorist, scientist, alcohologist, and legend Luke McKinney? He’s Canadian, which means he’s from Canada. He’s male, which means he’s (probably) got a handlebar mustache. He’s a freelance writer (like me), so he’s indubitably … Continue reading

by Zack Kushner

Humor: Let’s Be Friends

I’ll admit, I’m not really much of a gamer. I have weak spot for Beatles Rock Band, but that’s only because I have zero musical talent and no one else wants to play the drums. Over at GameSpy, they’ve got … Continue reading

by Zack Kushner

Humor: Small Talk

Until recently, I lived in Australia. There, like in America and elsewhere, small talk has a certain predictable pattern. You ask, “How you doing?” (or, in Australia, “How ya going?”) You ask about how your conversational partner knows the host, … Continue reading