Imagine your embarrassment. You open the door to your hobbit hole and there's some furry-faced halfling standing there, chortling or juggling axes or trying to sell you an extra hour of footage to a nine-hour trilogy of something. Thing is, you can't tell your halflings apart. Luckily for you, the LOTR Project has put together this handy cheatsheet. Hobbit Dwarves Cheat Sheet: The Hobbit

Now, no excuses. Break out the ale and cakes. Shave your feet. Soon you'll be overrun by dwarves. It's like a dream come true!