Imagine your embarrassment. You open the door to your hobbit hole and there's some furry-faced halfling standing there, chortling or juggling axes or trying to sell you an extra hour of footage to a nine-hour trilogy of something. Thing is, you can't tell your halflings apart. Luckily for you, the LOTR Project has put together this handy cheatsheet.
Now, no excuses. Break out the ale and cakes. Shave your feet. Soon you'll be overrun by dwarves. It's like a dream come true!