My wife has forbidden me from growing a mustache -- regardless of the fact that my growing a mustache could actually save lives!

Yes, it's true. My (or your) lip-cozy could be at this very minute raising funds and awareness for men's health as part of Movember.

So, assuming you are not forbidden from growing hair out of your face, you'll want to know what kind of mustache to grow. Maxim has you covered.

Mustache Flowchart

In other fashion-related news, today our friends over at Hide Your Arms have been good enough to share our earlier advice about how to decide if your T-shirt is work appropriate. Thanks, Andy!

In case you're not familiar with Hide Your Arms, you might want to click over and see what's going on in the fantastic world of T-shirts and hoodies.