My wife has forbidden me from growing a mustache -- regardless of the fact that my growing a mustache could actually save lives!
Yes, it's true. My (or your) lip-cozy could be at this very minute raising funds and awareness for men's health as part of Movember.
So, assuming you are not forbidden from growing hair out of your face, you'll want to know what kind of mustache to grow. Maxim has you covered.
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